Sarah: It's totally ok to have friends that are gay, and we can hang out, but seriously why do they think they need the same rights as everyone else. Why do they keep asking for more, haven't they got enough?

Heather: Doesn't that make you a gayfraid friend?

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”