The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.
Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness
by Scott Kershaw May 03, 2008
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A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents
Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.
by stud0987 August 02, 2012
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A homeless person getting temporarily gay just to get something to drink or eat.
Borat just did his "hobo gayness" thing to get some more booze.
by faglord-thereal May 09, 2011
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Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley April 24, 2007
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When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.
your sucha lump of mother gayness
by Alexa and Aisha August 01, 2009
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When something bad or unwanted happens.
When his cable went out during the Super Bowl Jack exclaimed, "That's gayness in the anus".
by EME May 03, 2006
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