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Gay-nal sex most often refers to the sex act involving insertion of a homosexual male's penis into the anus (or fudgehole) of another equally homosexual male. A universal method of sexual practise, Gay-nal sex has been dated to as far back as Ancient Greece, where typically male roid-monkeys (see King Leonidas) often ploughed through a young virgin boy to get pumped for battle. Not to be confused with Anal sex, which is cool.
Robert Pattinson: Dude, I'm so cool, the other night I was having bloody anal sex and everything man, damn I'm awesome.
OJ Simpson: Shut up fool, you got no bitches, what you did was Gay-nal sex, what you did... was wrong.
OJ Simpson: Shut up fool, you got no bitches, what you did was Gay-nal sex, what you did... was wrong.
by KingofWomen August 28, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011