When one guy sticks his dong in another guys ass, and they try to shit out the cock. The “defender” wins by shitting out the cock, the “attacker”wins by pushing the shit into the defenders stomach.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.