Mom: Gay Uncle Larry is coming over for Spring Break.
Dad, looking at children: Hide them in the basement.
Gay Uncle Larry, pops out of basement: Hide who where? (Proceeds to rape entire family)

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak