A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.
You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!
by Mattastic30 March 03, 2010
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If you say someone has a 10 on the Gayometer, then they are the most gay.

10 - Simmonsgay
9- Fashiondesignergay
8- Queerbait
7- Eltongay
6- Timbergay
5- Ass bandit
4- Tomcruisegay
3- Peder-ass
2- Closet case
1- Bisexual
0- Straight
Rob is gay.
Hmm... would you say he's Simmonsgay or Timbergay?
by matt February 10, 2004
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