A term that drives woeful homosexuals up a wall (because they oddly view it as a pejorative).

In short, the agenda is the sum total of homosexuals' sociopolitical aspirations including, but not limited to, such things as:

-- The decriminalization of sodomy.

-- The decriminalization of poppers and other drugs used in homosexual orgies.

-- The insistence that homosexuality be ACCEPTED by all humanity, not just TOLERATED by Western Europe and America.

-- The ostracizing of influential citizens (Hollywood actors, media celebrities, professional athletes, politicians, beauty contestants, corporate CEOs and their corporations, etc.) who oppose the homosexual agenda for political, or social, or moral, or common sense reasons. The homosexual mafia then runs point in a concerted effort to destroy the life, reputation and livelihood of the target.

-- The redefining of "queer" to mean "normal" and vice-versa.

-- The redefining of the word "disgust" to mean "homophobia", even though they are NOT synonymous.

With little effort, most of humanity conceives homosexuality as disgusting or aberrant but, whether these same people are actually "afraid" of homosexuals is a completely SEPARATE issue. (Some are and some are not, but regardless the disgust remains).

-- The demonization of anyone who does not accept homosexuals, and the choices they make, as: a homophobe, idiotic, ignorant, narrow-minded, closed-minded, or otherwise "unenlightened."

-- The Orwellian criminalization of free thought and free speech through support of "hate crimes" legislation.

-- Sucking as much money as possible out of our fat, bloated government to further development of a vaccine for HIV and cure for AIDS while simultaneously resisting the need for quarantine.

-- The rejection, or mass voting down, of Urban Dictionary definitions that are labeled "anti-gay" or "hateful" simply because they differ from the sociopolitical goals of the gay agenda. (Now THERE'S diversity in action).

-- Legalizing same sex marriage and same sex adoption of minors.

-- Lowering the age of consent for minors.

-- The decriminalization of pedophilia.

Hetero Guy: "I oppose the gay agenda because it is wrong on so many levels."

Homo Ray: "Well, that is just your subconscious attempt to prove that you are not gay."

Hetero Guy: "So being gay is an undesirable thing then?"

Homo Ray: "Of course not."

Hetero Guy: "Then why do I and 98 percent of the rest of humanity resist it if it is such a good thing?"

Homo Ray: "Maybe because you're all ignorant, close-minded homophobes."

Hetero Guy: "And maybe you have bought the lie that you were born that way. Please know that there is hope for your situation. You don't have to be spiritually bound up any longer; there is deliverance and healing available to you."

Homo Ray: "Tell me more."
by (I am) John Doe August 22, 2009
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A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.

This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway
My Big Gay Agenda (TUESDAY)

Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
Open mail.
Write to Prime Minister of Great Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
Write to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).
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A political term commonly used to describe what certain segments of American society believe to be an attempt by all gay rights advocates to reshape American society in such a way that straits would begin to suffer some form of descrimination. There is no proof for this, as the overwhelming majority of them simply want to be left alone and be allowed to live their lives as they wish, as is the right of any other group of American citizens.
There is no actual proof that Michael Swift's essay, the gay agenda, was meant to be taken seriously.
by FVZA May 20, 2006
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The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.
Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.
by jesster79 February 26, 2006
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The gay agenda: The desire of homosexuals to be left alone to live in peace.

Bob: I really wish people would quit spray painting the word 'fag' on the hood of my car just because Iโ€™m gay.
Tom: They won't stop until we stop pursuing the gay agenda, convert to Christianity, and apologize for being gay.

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The term coined by christian radicals but later redefined by the homosexual community themselves.

The gay agenda is not a written law, a set of previously debated and agreed-upon long-term goals or an insidious plan. Denying the existence of a set of goals, especially for the gay community that quite openly strives for tolerance is no less hypocritical than claiming homosexuals are out in a mission to convert all straights. As every group the LGBT community has it's goals, it's vision of the future and is realizing it. There is no question as to if the infamous "gay agenda" exists, but what are the points most LGBT members agree on.

The first and most obvious point of the gay agenda is spreading tolerance and ideas of equality. However a more detailed and more deliberate plan can be read in, for example, "The Overhauling of Straight America"








As the LGBT forms a loose comunity there is no law, an agenda in the legal sense and there will always be individuals who may not agree. And while finding individual homosexuals who claim not to follow any such guidelines is quite easy, looking at the changes that have already happened during the past decade it is clear that the above outline is taken very seriously.

Another example of the gay agenda at work are the words used in the context of homosexuality. While no studies have been done on it, one can easily notice certain trends. For example there is no neutral word to describe opponents of homosexual rights escalation. Homophobe or heterosexist are the only words to describe a person with such beliefs. Both imply a whole set of negative values and are a serious accusation. On the other hand, there is no word for people who are neutral or pro-homosexual. This lack of word creates an implication that one is either a bigoted homophobe, or belongs to the unnamed rest, a supporter of the LGBT community. It is no shame to call oneself a liberal or conservative, but for the lack of a better word, it is social taboo to call onseself a heterosexist.

The gay agenda is a fact. Just as it was a fact when massive homosexual protests forced to remove homosexuality from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders it is a fact now as all people and facts that may hinder the escalation of homosexual rights and cultural influence, regardless if their stance be of prejudice or factual reasons, are named homophobes and branded as propaganda of bigoted religious fundamentalism.
"There is no such thing as a gay agenda"

"The gay agenda is the product of delusioned homophobic bigoted narrow-minded religious hatemongers believing we are out to get them all while the loudest of them are probably gays in denial themselves"

"There is no gay agenda, we just believe 8 is too late"
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