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A shared form of delusional psychosis, in which predominantly Right Wing Christians believe that The Gays have formed a secret, evil cabal to take over the world and make everybody gay. Also known as Folie à Religieux
"There is no such thing as the Gay Agenda! Go and take your meds you lunatic!"
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A conspiracy theorists lame idea that all gays are out to get straights and convert them. Unfortunately all the gay agenda really is, is a program to promote understanding of homosexuality. Or as to put it by 1 gay man like myself TO BE LEFT ALONE. Christians obsess on the gay agenda constantly
did you hear about the gay agendas plans to take over washington? OMG if that happens we'll all have to fuck men.
by D November 21, 2003
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Something being forced on those of us who hold American and family values dear and don’t believe that homosexuals-and anyone-should have special rights. Something the gay community has as an alterior motive to force us into accepting-and almost promoting-their lifestyle. A label the media and liberals want you to believe came from the Christian "right."

The gay agenda has a very real presence in this society to force us into accepting their lifestyle, and giving them special rights.
by krock1dk May 24, 2008
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The real agenda of homosexual activists is simple: the complete alteration of American society to fit the homosexual view of human sexuality, marriage and family. Claim they "are going to force Christians to recant everything they have believed or said about sexuality."

Accusing everyone of having a "thing" against gays.

"We have captured the liberal establishment and the press. We have already beaten you on a number of battlefields. And we have the spirit of the age on our side. You have neither the faith nor the strength to fight us, so you might as well surrender now." -Warren (Gay activist to the Church)

And they don't have an agenda? No, the rest of us are just homophobes because we disagree.
"We shall sodomize your sons .... We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all-male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together."
-Michael Swift

The gay agenda was just made up by the evil republicans! Those dirty Republicans are going to get us, they are all homophobes because they don't agree with gays!
by Caleb February 28, 2006
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A term that drives woeful homosexuals up a wall (because they oddly view it as a pejorative).

In short, the agenda is the sum total of homosexuals' sociopolitical aspirations including, but not limited to, such things as:

-- The decriminalization of sodomy.

-- The decriminalization of poppers and other drugs used in homosexual orgies.

-- The insistence that homosexuality be ACCEPTED by all humanity, not just TOLERATED by Western Europe and America.

-- The ostracizing of influential citizens (Hollywood actors, media celebrities, professional athletes, politicians, beauty contestants, corporate CEOs and their corporations, etc.) who oppose the homosexual agenda for political, or social, or moral, or common sense reasons. The homosexual mafia then runs point in a concerted effort to destroy the life, reputation and livelihood of the target.

-- The redefining of "queer" to mean "normal" and vice-versa.

-- The redefining of the word "disgust" to mean "homophobia", even though they are NOT synonymous.

With little effort, most of humanity conceives homosexuality as disgusting or aberrant but, whether these same people are actually "afraid" of homosexuals is a completely SEPARATE issue. (Some are and some are not, but regardless the disgust remains).

-- The demonization of anyone who does not accept homosexuals, and the choices they make, as: a homophobe, idiotic, ignorant, narrow-minded, closed-minded, or otherwise "unenlightened."

-- The Orwellian criminalization of free thought and free speech through support of "hate crimes" legislation.

-- Sucking as much money as possible out of our fat, bloated government to further development of a vaccine for HIV and cure for AIDS while simultaneously resisting the need for quarantine.

-- The rejection, or mass voting down, of Urban Dictionary definitions that are labeled "anti-gay" or "hateful" simply because they differ from the sociopolitical goals of the gay agenda. (Now THERE'S diversity in action).

-- Legalizing same sex marriage and same sex adoption of minors.

-- Lowering the age of consent for minors.

-- The decriminalization of pedophilia.
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Hetero Guy: "I oppose the gay agenda because it is wrong on so many levels."

Homo Ray: "Well, that is just your subconscious attempt to prove that you are not gay."

Hetero Guy: "So being gay is an undesirable thing then?"

Homo Ray: "Of course not."

Hetero Guy: "Then why do I and 98 percent of the rest of humanity resist it if it is such a good thing?"

Homo Ray: "Maybe because you're all ignorant, close-minded homophobes."

Hetero Guy: "And maybe you have bought the lie that you were born that way. Please know that there is hope for your situation. You don't have to be spiritually bound up any longer; there is deliverance and healing available to you."

Homo Ray: "Tell me more."
by (I am) John Doe August 22, 2009
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Sodomites trying to get perversion to be accepted as perfectly normal.
What's next on the gay agenda?

Hate crimes laws.

But Christians don't hate us!

They hate homosexuality, isn't that enough?
by Alexandra1973 April 05, 2008
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A gay community effort to force gayness on straights, to find any reason to claim a historical figure may have been gay and demand children are told all about it as if it really mattered to their discovery of a medical break through and so on. They insiduously infect the language with gay new meanings and codes in their efforts to make gay mainstream and straight weird or closed minded. One example is the co opting of the term progressive, socialization, and bias free curriculum's in the public schools. In many urban and suburban areas, the gay agenda is to teach the queer friendly "core values" to young minds. The gay guys teaching are children believe in "8 is too late" the NAMBLA motto.
Queer things that make me go "Humm....?"
I almost fell off my chair during curriculum night when this totally gay queen with wrist drop explained the "sex education" program he was planning to teach my 8 year old son. I thought "What the heck does that flaming faggot know about sex? You know, the normal male female kind""

So I bought a few books on the birds and bees, read each one slowly to him, showed pictures and all and stopped and answered every last question about sex, love, babies, deviants and the gay agenda as we progressed from the bees to a man and women making love and babies.
by blond.38.26.34.and5.10 September 16, 2006
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