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Similar to the cock block, but relating to an object (animate or inanimate) obstructing the ogling of a sexually desirable human (one would hope)
Tom was trying to check out this girl at the bar, but was being "gawk blocked" by her pontoon like friend lumbering in front of her.
by fluke_11 March 25, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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That multi-mile stretch of traffic that gradually slows to a crawl due to drivers gawking at a cleared roadside incident.
That gawkblock made me late for my meeting! I really hate getting gawkblocked.
by Beertken July 21, 2012
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A gawk block is a plastic rectangular tool with a rectangular opening in it on one side. It is usually used in Marching Bands by striking over the side with the opening with a drum stick to produce a loud and piercing clicking noise, called a gawk, to keep time for the band by the drill instructor or drum major.
It is very irritating when the person keeping a beat on the gawk block passes very close to you, because it hurts your ears.
by zhukant August 13, 2007
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when a friend gets in the way as you check out a chick,or when a huge boyfriend catches you checking his chick.
that chick in the mini skirt bent over, and then her boyfriend was a total gawk block and stood in front of her vertical smile ;)
by reyman June 21, 2007
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Traffic term for an unnatural slow down caused by drivers observing activity not impacting their lane of travel.
The traffic jam on the westbound side was caused by an accident, The traffic jam on the eastbound side was caused by "Gawkblock".
by Dondy November 18, 2020
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