Gavyn Jr was born in a van in the middle of a desert. His mother was a dinosaur and the father went to get milk and never returned, but scientist have proven that the father was heathen. So Cindy and Gavyn Jr set off on there journey to Arkansas, and then to Louisiana. To find Ga-vine and the seven dwarfs, but then they met a troll and she let Cindy play with her dino's named Velma and Bronci.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.