Raw, bleeding, infected, and chapped ball sack.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

raw, sweaty crotch or balls.

extreme and uncomfortable buttocks rash

Extreme and uncomfortable buttocks rash

Among car mechanics, gaulded is description of a part (usually a fastener such as a bolt) that cannot be loosened -- either due to rust or neglect or heat or age.