"That guy would never mouth off to me without that gun. He's got a serious gattitude problem."

Seated at a cafe discussing which celebrity you most closely resemble.
Civilian: I think you'd be Helena Christenson
Victim: Oh really, thanks!
Gattituder (overhearing and then interrupting): Yeah, maybe if a truck had run over her face.

Marci nearly bit my head off for asking a simple question because she had gattitude.