The TSA airport screening procedure.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Passing through a security gate at an American airport, which requires either a full-body scan where T.S.A. guards ogle your naked body or an "enhanced" pat down where T.S.A. guards molest you. The T.S.A. is required by law to make the process as humiliating and abusive as possible.

The treatment you get from the TSA agents if you opt not to go through the fullbody scanners

Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.

Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.

The penalty handed down by the Federal Government for opting out of allowing a full naked body picture to be taken of you; via a potentially harmful x-ray machine.