The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm

Synonemous with queef,but done while the female is pleasuring herself.