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Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.
A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.
by Gastradamus October 08, 2014
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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