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You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"
Hey Will, I heard mitch gave you a "gashtead monocle" last night.
by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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