Garrison, Texas is a town full of little bitches who suck on bulldog cock all day and the women eat out themselves. they have no fucking life and are all gay pieces of shit. Their anthem is a cockbelly fucker fucking himself at night. niggas think they blood and crip but would motherfucking cry if they met one in real life. White niggas think they Black but would get shot irl and the black niggas are ugly AF. Yo and if you live in Garrison imma beat your house irl nigga.

Garrison Forest School is a college prep school located in Owings Mills Maryland. The definition of a Garrison girl is non-excistant. The diversity in the school makes it impossible to label any one stereotype. The closest attapmt so far is this however: a Garrison girl is one that is studious, athletic, and an all round curtious person.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.

"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.

However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

Smarmy little shit that will do everything he can to make you want to kick his teeth in. Hes a try hard at video games and looks like he is 4,10. He will never admit hes wrong and will always think hes godly at soccer because he plays jv-a. He also fucks his brother.