Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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This is the ugliest person to ever live. They are short and redundant and they smell bad too. Their IQ is low while their ego is high. They love all the ladies but everyone sometimes even themselves hate Garrey. If you fail something completley then you could use it as a describing word. So shut up cause I don't wanna talk about it.
Hey, on that test I pulled a Garrey. I Garrey'd it
Opposite of attractive, Garrey
by DadlyDefiner September 30, 2020
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