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A Garrett Abbott describes a person who often sucks dick
"Did you see him Garrett Abbott last night? He must be a schwanz ball.
by Cockball December 15, 2015
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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