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1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
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by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.
Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.
by VolatileLemons August 04, 2018
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In the TCG community , a Garnet refers to s an unplayable card that's in your hand. The term comes from the Yugioh! card "Gem-Knight Garnet" which was played so often with another card called "Brillant Fusion' that opening it was nothing short of a brick.
Friend: "How did your games go?"
Other friend: "Bad, I opened nothing but Garnets."
by HighKeyClutch January 02, 2020
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Garnet is a character from the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe written by Cartoon Network's first female producer Rebecca Sugar. Garnet is the current leader of the Crystal Gems, a group that rebelled against Homeworld and the Diamonds. Garnet is a fusion of two gems: A ruby and a sapphire. Garnet can see into the future because of sapphire's future vision ability and is incredibly strong because of ruby. Garnet is the embodiment of ruby and sapphire's love for each other.
Oh my gosh, if one of the Crystal Gems could be my mom, I would want it to be Garnet! She is so awesome and sweet!
by Grace67939 August 06, 2018
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two tiny lesbians fuse into one big lesbian. a fucking boss.
by Larslarsjvbdnbirtu May 17, 2020
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Garnet is a fusion,sapphire was threatened but her deadly fate, A ruby rushed into her to catch her/protect her,then they fused.After she fused she had a lot of questions,people were saying naive things so sapphire and ruby unfused and ran away
Garnet is a fusion
by x.connies.universe November 03, 2020
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