Common problem with females name Gabriella or Gabbie. Shockingly large nose attached to an already oversized head. Usually covered with blackheads and other facial fungi. Gabbie Garlic nose sufferers generally have big boobs and beady eyes and can suffer severe halitosis.
Although very funny and confident, the potential to be as beautiful as the best friend is short lived due to the Gabbie garlic nose syndrome.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.