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A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
by Djmeffy December 31, 2020
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
by nick pine July 02, 2016
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To suck ones own dick and choke.
Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.
by csstormin March 21, 2016
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Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man
When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.
by WTFJapan March 21, 2016
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The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.
"gark gark gark" - garking
by jesterrr September 27, 2011
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The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
by DrSecret March 20, 2016
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