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A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
by Djmeffy December 31, 2020
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
by nick pine July 02, 2016
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Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man
When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.
by WTFJapan March 21, 2016
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To suck ones own dick and choke.
Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.
by csstormin March 21, 2016
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The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.
"gark gark gark" - garking
by jesterrr September 27, 2011
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The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
by DrSecret March 20, 2016
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