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A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
by Djmeffy December 31, 2020
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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2
Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
by nick pine July 02, 2016
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Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man
When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.
by WTFJapan March 21, 2016
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To suck ones own dick and choke.
Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.
by csstormin March 21, 2016
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The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.
"gark gark gark" - garking
by jesterrr September 27, 2011
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The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
by DrSecret March 20, 2016
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