Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.

A man who drinks longdrink like nobody else. Making the world less grey one can at a time. Also known as a hippopotamus. Enjoys swimming in ponds and drinking longdrink while keeping the water safe.

Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.

Small and Elf like

Small and Clumsy