When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

A fat girl who takes naked pictures of herself, and they eventually get posted on Is Anyone Up.

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.