Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.
The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.
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The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
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Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?
Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.
by Professor gouddick March 06, 2019
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A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called wordsmurf/words because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.
Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...
by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003
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a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him
smurfs - after them skruple
by Brother_Number_One July 09, 2003
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Highly unattractive human being. We're talking 5 star ugly here. Rides the bus a.k.a. The Gargamel Express. Natural habitat = Walmart.
Sena: Some greasy haired, pajama pants wearing freak on the bus asked me out on a date to Walmart! Can you believe that? Joey: Gargamel... er what?
by Agent00Devon March 08, 2012
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