A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!
Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!
Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!
At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!
Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!
Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!
At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
by silly gilly July 29, 2011
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
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A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.
Also see um
Also see um
by freedyal May 09, 2005
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by Garg-oyle December 13, 2003
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A spastic, with too much libido for his own good. And a god-like proportion. Generally a pretty stavved up guy though.
by Norman Mantagonist December 13, 2003
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adjective used to describe a good butt. A sly way of saying a girl has a nice ass in front of her, or out in public.
adjective used to describe a good butt. A sly way of saying a girl has a nice ass in front of her, or out in public.
" Damn nicca...you peep that GARG...you could sit a cup on that booty"
Dervied from " GARGantuan Grated Goat Gate "
Dervied from " GARGantuan Grated Goat Gate "
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