“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!