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the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 03, 2010
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Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.
"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"
by kilo G September 30, 2003
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To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.
Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"
by soGarfieldBruh October 01, 2014
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A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.
by JayD0423 September 02, 2015
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To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat
You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield
by scissor kill master🌝 July 03, 2019
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"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
by L0R1 December 09, 2020
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