Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021

Gareth

Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break

Simon: Hey, is Paul on break?

David: Nah, he's doing a Gareth

by Jay-Lo October 17, 2006

Gareth

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.

by Rowlet the god April 8, 2021

Gareth

A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.

A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.

As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.

"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."

Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?

by Minty Mouth November 17, 2008

Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.

That's about half a gareth.

by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019

Gareth

Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.

Joe: Who’s that bloke?
John: Oh he shags lots of birds
Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth

by manny mate January 6, 2021

Gareth

The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .

(1) "Haha! Your such a Gareth!"
(2) "For fuck sake! These MAC's are such Gareths!"
(3) "Gareth!" - "Haha!"

by 2006 1st Year Games Design December 6, 2006