Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break

A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow

A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.

A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.

A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.

As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.

The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .