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Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.
He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.
by JMSU July 10, 2019
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time
A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself

A: divorce
by PotatoArt February 20, 2018
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a person with a huge garden that brags about it
"that gardini wont stop bragging about that stupid oversized garden of his!"
by snake_vods March 29, 2021
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