a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

gives the best damn head

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.