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a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends
John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.
by heywhatshanging April 15, 2018
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if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!
Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020
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The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.
She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
by Transitionator June 11, 2010
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When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 10, 2021
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People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 09, 2019
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