Joe only eats junk food. He's getting obese, diabetic, and aging beyond his years. Diagnosis? He's a Garbivore.

Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.

Person 1: Look at Big Tom, he just went into my fridge and came back with a bucket of potato salad from 4 months ago and a piece of catfish that hasn't seen the light of day in weeks.

Person 2: Yea, after one hit from that pipe he turns into a Garbivore.