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You will never meet a family as beautiful as the Ganoza family. Originating from the beautiful mountains of Cusco, Peru the Ganoza family is famous for their intelligence and successful lifestyles. Consisting of royal Peruvian blood, the men are courageous as Lions and the woman are as beautiful as the God that created them. The Ganoza's are rich with knowledge, beauty, and strength. Popular for their strong family beliefs and amazing cooking, nothing can ever tear the Ganoza family apart. Once a Ganoza, always a Ganoza.
I wish I was a Ganoza.
by KingGanoza December 30, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011