Urban Dictionary: Gamon

Gamon means the person is phony, full of shit or basically has no idea.

Friend 1: That Jack, he talks shit.
Friend 2: Yeah, he is a gamon cunt.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

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Female genitalia

You have a nice gamon dang
Your gamon dang is quite large
I like gamon dang

by Dean parrish April 25, 2018

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We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you

Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you

by Stompfish September 26, 2017

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