'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.

That scarecrow looks like Worzel Gammage