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Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!
"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.
Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!
by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020
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The substance on your keyboard consisting of cum ,cheeto dust and finger sweat
I have to get my keyboard cleared because there was so much gamer gunk
by Fat mom fucker June 28, 2020
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The cum that fills one laptop or computer screen. Mainly from watching Porn or Hentai. Is really acidic, and can burn diamond... careful and don't touch it...
My laptop was filled with Gamer Gunk...
by Bwallz March 25, 2018
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