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A character is Marvel comics that wields the Power Cosmic, oft said to be the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe. He spends his time using his God-like powers to devour planets in order to feed his massive body and the energy it requires. Standing from 50-1000 feet tall depending on differing accounts, and weighing in at 250 tons, Galactus is considered nearly invincible due to his god like powers.
civilian 1: dude, who is that in Times Square?
Civilian 2: Galactus, the great world devourer.
Civilian 1: we're fucked.
Civilian 2: Galactus, the great world devourer.
Civilian 1: we're fucked.
by Mr.Cthulu September 22, 2008
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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a guy with big dick.galactus is a huge planet eater .therefore calling someone galactus, implies that he has a big planet eating dick.
yo guys check out galactus....
i heard his dick so big , it blocks the sunlight from earth
whoa....
yup ....guess who poked the hole in the ozone layer??
shhh dun tell nobody
i heard his dick so big , it blocks the sunlight from earth
whoa....
yup ....guess who poked the hole in the ozone layer??
shhh dun tell nobody
by galactus@sas January 13, 2010