A person that stops a person, friend, Bro from obtaining their gains.
Joud, you ate my protein bar and hid my beef jerky! You're a Gains Goblin!!
by Joud Rahal June 25, 2019
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Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.

Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.
1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.

2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS
by "4ChanDOTgov" December 25, 2016
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The pursuit, action, will or decision to; deny, reason, consider or not relate to any persons, environment or situation but to obtain self promotion, position, substance or worth. Motives for self gain can be intrinsic, selfish, ego centric or reward without need/desire to benefit, help assist environment or mankind as a result. The anthesis of selfless, heroic, martyr, saint, counsel, helper, integrity, honour, disciple and charity.
It was clear that Mr Jones had no intention of helping anyone but himself; purely to self gain from his fraudulently activities to clone credit cards.
by Dovecry15 September 22, 2015
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This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.
Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"
by DerMin August 02, 2011
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A term used by the online weightlifting/bodybuilding community. The term used to describe the large gains attained when you first begin working out
Jack: "I have added 30 pounds to my bench max"

Tom:"Those are just Noob Gains"
by Jalala Bong January 05, 2012
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Without studying you can get nowhere :P ;)
- Hey man, I got my college degree now I can apply for a better job :D
- Congrats dude! no pen no gain
by WASPish girl March 22, 2016
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a phrase used for people or students visiting Spain who are gaining weight because of the amount of delicious food being consumed
When I was an exchange student in Spain, the Spain Gain hit me hard
by lillers101 March 13, 2019
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