The most down to earth and hottest man known to world. Very tall and a definite ladies man but only has his eyes set for one girl. Can sing and has an amazing personality. He is the jealous type but his woman loves it, overall the best person on the planet.
Hey have you talked to gage lately?
No Gage has a girl he don’t talk to no other girls.
by Yuhyeetbruther November 14, 2018
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Gimp who needs a girlfriend or can't live and tries to fit in with the cool kids
He is a gage
by ILIKEPORNILIKE123 December 08, 2017
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A guy that is ugly, around 25,000 lbs, girls go away from him, he cant have sex because his dick is smaller than a grain of sand.
Him: Hey laides
Ladies: Nope
Man: That guy is a real gage you know that
by dfijahfiadf March 23, 2017
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Someone who does not leave their house and enjoys the sweet company of his monitor and Xbox
Friend: “wow I wonder why Gage isn’t here hanging out with us?”

Friend 2: “he prefers to stay in his room listening to soundcloud rappers
by Hi I’m a Jordan September 10, 2019
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The stinkiest mother fuckers ever. He also is extremely cringy and smells toes for a living, stinky stanky ball sweaty fun. He is kinda nice but he sometimes jerks off in class, which is kinda gross. He needs to wax his eyebrows cause they’re hairier than my moms pussy
by Idek kid October 31, 2019
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self-absorbed, athletic, and makes a really weird fish face, I'm guessing he's very happy now
hey do you see the fish?

Where?

Oh wait no its just gage
by Jojo-happy NOW??????? March 14, 2010
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