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A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The adjective gaffney describes someone or something that is hideous, disgusting or repulsive.

The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.
I can't believe you fucked that girl last night! She was gaffney!

Who farted? That's gaffney!

by Gaffney & Associates January 14, 2008
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The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.
That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.
by rick June 21, 2004
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When smoking weed the person who smokes half the joint in one hit is referred to as Gaffney, especially when the joint is not theirs.
Yo Gaffney pass that shit before its gone man.
by Johnny Apple Weed November 19, 2007
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Gaffney actually is a piss spot on the map. The prior entry was indicative of the intellect of one of its residents. BUT they do have the biggest peach in the world.
"Buck White walks to work everyday....from Gaffney to Toccoa"
by Brithael July 17, 2006
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