Gaetz, as in the FL Congressman, Matt Gaetz.
1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".
1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".
1. "I need to Gaetz a lawyer because I just got another DUI and my daddy can't save me this time."
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".
by Moremen Jesus January 06, 2021
To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
by Peven glugh September 02, 2020
The large bolus of vomit that lodges in your sinuses during emesis that can only be removed by forcefully blowing it out through your nose.
After driving around drunk and throwing up outside the window and onto the side of his car, the Congressman realized that the strong smell and taste of bile was because of The Gaetz that had lodged in his nose.
by Zoe107 December 13, 2019
by Bill murrey April 08, 2007
by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.
by poifull April 07, 2021
As part of a larger probe, the Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz for committing a Fogel-Gaetz Transit.
by hel112570 March 31, 2021