He is the most fucking annoying kid in the grade. The biggest teacher's pet. Shortass midget too. He acts like a bitch in the heat and is most probably gay. No offence though. He has no friends, even though he thinks he does. Plenty of people run away when they see him. But, once someone finally feels sorry for him enough and hangs around him, he becomes clingy as fuck. When he's in the wrong, he tries to cry his way out. He also has this disgusting bitch walk, that he says is absolutely beautiful.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.