The Most Dangerous band on the planet

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The only band you will ever see where you can remember the shows by the stains on your jacket

The rockinest band in the universe.

A sweet ass band created by their Master to wipe his ass after he took a sunday morning turd and spawned the universe.

first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.

One of the most badass bands out there.