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Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic
The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.
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The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.
For example
Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic
Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?
Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback
Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?
Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?
Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback
Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?
by Preperation Aitch July 15, 2011
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007