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Get the fuck off my phone

Often used when dumbasses decide to message you, acting well dumb.
Terry: Hey girl u up? *wink*

Sherrie: what?!?!

Terry: *dick pic*

Sherrie: EW WTF GTFOMP
by I got dick while typing this September 18, 2018
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Dude: "I ate a girl on her period."
Literally any sane person: "GTFOMP"
by August 15, 2021
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