Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
by Master Smarties November 9, 2014
The insertion of a 10" bore syringe filled with a variety (or one) drug(s) into the urethra ( the syringe starts out small for easy insertion then expands once inside the urethra)
Lucas: Hey man, this one chick last night was so kinky! She tied me up in ropes then fucked me in the ass with a strapon
Braydon: Oh yeah? This chick I was with gave me a Roman growth-spurt. My penis will never be the same!
Lucas: Ripperoni Braydon's penis
Braydon: Oh yeah? This chick I was with gave me a Roman growth-spurt. My penis will never be the same!
Lucas: Ripperoni Braydon's penis
by Dank Doggo April 7, 2016
When your child is physically, mentally or emotionally growing and temporarily regresses. Some forms of regression might be tantrum throwing, babbling nonsensical words, eating/sleeping a lot, and driving you and your childcare providers crazy. Similar to premenstrual syndrome, GSS comes in cycles and can be before, during or after a growth spurt...causing great confusion to you, and making you question everything about your own coping skills.
GSS remedies are bubbles, puppies, unicorns, sleeping and eating. Key identifiers are: You no longer know your child. You find yourself clawing at the walls. Your child has bigger chipmunk cheeks, is eating a lot and/or wants to go to sleep. Positive attributes: Your child is growing & learning.... and it is only temporary. :-)
GSS remedies are bubbles, puppies, unicorns, sleeping and eating. Key identifiers are: You no longer know your child. You find yourself clawing at the walls. Your child has bigger chipmunk cheeks, is eating a lot and/or wants to go to sleep. Positive attributes: Your child is growing & learning.... and it is only temporary. :-)
Tyler is going through a major growth spurt syndrome (GSS). Tyler just bit the neighbor's child and is crying babbling words, I am hoping it is his growth spurt syndrome and not an ongoing thing. I don't even know who my child is when they have growth spurt syndrome GSS. Patience is watching my child going through GSS.
by Rocklight November 20, 2019