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Gallons Per Mile

Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
I currently own a Hummer Preparation H-3. I get a good 3 GPM, that means I can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. In other words I get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.
by David Skeet Jr. May 17, 2008
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A method for a quick way to get to sex simply GRAB the breasts of a women or the penis of a man then PUSH the person on the bed and MOUNT for a quick entry.
I so GPMed tht girl last night it was so quick she didnt even see my small penis!
by sportsman915 July 06, 2011
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Getting Pure Monged. The act of getting very drunk or fucked up on drugs.
Alright charva, ya GPM'n this Halloween?!
by Seshpalace May 09, 2018
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gangsta pimp mafia.usually a gang in south east daygo.
bloods
LK,UK,CK
"blood where you from?"
"im from g.p.m."
by jamir July 22, 2006
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Acronym: Giggles Per Minute. Increases exponentially when combined with bubbly personalities and good wine.
You: "hahahaaahaahahaa!!!"
Me: "your GPM just went through the roof!!!"
by Blaise815 April 22, 2011
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GPM is the three stages of growing marajuana.
The GPM. GROW ... POT (DOPE) ... MIXX
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020
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